10) Beyonce
- Look, don't get me wrong, the girl can sing, and she's beautiful, and she's even an entertaining actress. But here's the deal - she's been doing all of those things for about a decade now and she's still only in her mid-20s, so how much longer are we going to have to experience Beyonce incessantly?!
- Does anyone really care any more if she's upset by Brad and Angelina having their 18th kid? Get over it already! And who is she dating now? I have to tell you, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for my next Entertainment Weekly to show up to let me know. (Please note sarcasm!) Shouldn't you actually have to do some recent movies or tv in order to stay so firmly entrenched in the limelight?
- Why is she even famous? Rich parents? Sex Tape? Partying? Jail? Tons of Reality Shows featuring her? Take your pick, but the fact that I am able to list so many reasons why she is famous just further proves how overexposed she is!
7) Tom Cruise
- Ok, so the Tom Cruise craze of seeing and hearing about him constantly has waned a bit recently, but any time there is a reference to be made about Scientology, there he is! He's just got a little too kooky, and a lot too overexposed for me to even remotely care anymore.
- The better half of TomKat edges out her hubby for a higher spot on the list for one reason... we see just as much, if not more, about her, but I have to ask - Why is she even famous?? Aside from being the mother to Tom Cruise's child, the best thing she has on her resume is Dawson's Creek, and that's not saying much. Overexposed and under-talented - that's a bad combination.
- Speaking of overexposed and under-talented - or maybe in this case, I should just say untalented. Really, the best thing she has going for her is her body and her beauty, and to make matters worse, she's recently become very average looking weight-wise. I'm not saying she's fat, but she's definitely chubby for Hollywood. Her reality show with her former hubby proved she's not the brightest bulb in the box (Yes, Jess, Chicken of the Sea is chicken, and deviled eggs are actually possessed by satan!) And worse yet, she has become a part of Sunday football - I hope she and Tony Romo break up before next season! So for all these reasons, I'm just sick of seeing her face all over everything.
4) Madonna
- She is just the queen of staying in the spotlight. If more than a few months have gone by without a tabloid or confirmed rumor about Madonna, I get concerned that something has happened to her. For over 20 years now, she's been overexposed. That's a really amazing feat!
- So he's good looking, so he's a decent actor, so he's "dating" one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood... that just doesn't excuse the fact that he's an adulterer. I'm also really sick of hearing about all the do-good charity stuff. Most celebrities do their fair share of charity work - why do we hear so much more about Brangelina? Which of course brings me to his better (?) half...
3) Angelina Jolie
- If she gets pregnant again or adopts another child, I think someone should investigate whether or not she actually knows all her children's names. I suppose she could just cheat by looking at one of her many tattoos... surely her kids' names are permanently on her body somewhere. Why is the country so fascinated with her? Doesn't anyone remember that she used to be married to Billy Bob Thornton, and used to wear a vile of his blood around her neck? Or that when she won her Oscar, she practically French kissed her own brother? I say it's time to stop giving her the spotlight!
1) Brittany Spears
- Little Miss Brittany makes the top of the list. She went from being an adorable teenage sensation to nothing much more than tabloid fodder, and the media has followed every millisecond of it. But the real reason she's #1 is that she truly was the most EXPOSED celebrity on the list. One word, Brit... Panties!
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